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Pimp Demotivational Poster

STEVEN SEAGAL - Has mastered the pimp hand and the look of death. Why cant you?

HARD TIMES - After Starfleet went bankrupt, Worf had to find work elsewhere.

TAGS: worf is now a pimp
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Anonymous2 - January 9, 2010, 3:24 am
He is not a merry man, Captain!

PIMPS - No matter the species, you can always spot them.

KRAMER - Should pimp your post, because it needs work.

TAGS: kramer cosmo seinfeld pimp
Rating: 1.75/5

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Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:42 pm
Florida my only advice to you is to come up with an idea and then find a picture to fit it...it seems to work for me...maybe it will help you.

PIMPIN' - It ain't easy !

THE CEREAL AISLE PIMP - You, yeah you, what you fancy? You a sugarcoated bro? We got everything you want if you got the cheddar!

PIMP SLAP - "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good slap at your side kid"

TAGS: pimp han solo star wars
Rating: 4.36/5

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jam1977 - July 19, 2010, 7:16 pm
Before anyone says it, I messed up. The line is actually... "no MATCH for a good.." My apologies. I think it's still funny though.

POWER PROJECTION - Getting your peeps to pimp out your 102,000 ton super carrier into a kickin' date magnet.


TAGS: pimp hand sound
Rating: 3.85/5

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rnbw00 - June 14, 2011, 5:39 pm
Loved this movie, and can't wait for the DVD in 2 weeks.


TAGS: pimp my white house
Rating: 2.73/5

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CANADA - October 21, 2009, 10:36 pm
CANADA - October 21, 2009, 10:36 pm
but why would you punish littly timmys brother! there is still hope for that one.
motifake - October 21, 2009, 10:34 pm

Sorry for the confusion, but I must clown the timmies who attack this site by modifying their names and comments :)
CANADA - October 21, 2009, 10:31 pm
the timmy whose name changed from "Motifakesucks" to "motifakerules"
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 4:53 pm
But we're still wondering who Canada is talking to
motifakerules - October 21, 2009, 4:51 pm
Im a loser who likes having *** with my baby brother, but this site fricken rules!
temp - October 20, 2009, 11:16 pm
It's a conspiracy against Canada!
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 4:47 pm
WTF? now i look like an a**hole! where did that guys comments go?
Fatt Matt - October 20, 2009, 4:47 pm
motifakerules - October 20, 2009, 4:36 pm
this site rules, but im a g** little girl
Derek - October 20, 2009, 4:29 pm
What exactly did your posters have on them "Motifakesucks"?
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 4:20 pm
then your humor sucks!
motifakerules - October 20, 2009, 4:11 pm
this site rules, but im a g** little girl
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 3:48 pm
hey douchebag, why dont you STFU and GTFO!
motifakerules - October 20, 2009, 3:39 pm
this site rules, but im a g** little girl

I REALLY... - ...did not need the sticker to tell me that.

CONFUSION - I can understand those two hawt chicks, but what IS that kid in the middle doing with the light saber exactly?

TAGS: pimp darth vader
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bartimaeus - December 20, 2009, 10:54 pm
Do not defy the mini-pimp. He will get on a stepladder and b**** slap you! 4/5

ENTOURAGE - All the players have to have one.

TAGS: entourage turtle fish pimpin swagger
Rating: 2.86/5

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MO - July 27, 2009, 10:11 pm
Players only love you when your swimming. Under the sea, under the...i'm done.

PIMPIN - Es ist alles über den benjamins, yo

PIMP - It ain't easy being super-fly.

TAGS: pimp
Rating: 1.88/5

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HAHA - May 13, 2009, 7:37 pm

JOBS - all the good ones are taken.

TAGS: jobs prostitution prostitute construction pimp
Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 4:49 pm
You're just not savvy to the job searches.... try "sheep herder"


FATHER IS PIMPING ME OUT - You too can buy your salvation with a generous donation and a few words


TAGS: tunnel lol pimp my ride yo dawg
Rating: 3.21/5

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majin.manuel - March 26, 2011, 7:20 pm
yeah, the last one saved the whole thing :D
Jas - October 20, 2009, 7:20 pm
Last tunnel was alright :)
agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:23 pm
1L rhymes with tunnel... neat!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 3:16 pm


YOU THINK THIS WILL HELP? - Your Holiness, right now anything will help

TAGS: pimping out day
Rating: 4.33/5

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ZOMBIE PIMPS - VD and Hunger for brains now making a lot of sense.

AGGY'S RIDE IS PIMPED - Although the tires are slick it don't really matter, Aggy's to drunk to drive, And the motion makes him sick

TAGS: happy aggy day pimped car
Rating: 3.88/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:25 pm
No.... only you, dear.
thatonechick - June 8, 2010, 9:22 pm
You just pickup all the girls in your DeLorean.
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:18 pm
Oh, I can drive... but this thing of beauty would just sit in my livingroom... as a centerpiece. (and a warning to women)

WARNING - Exessive use of psychic powers will give you bad acne.

NOT MUCH NOW - But Once I Get My Check I'm Gonna Put Spinners On That Bed, 22'S SON 22'S!!!

TAGS: pimp check money rims funny
Rating: 3.2/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
rerun - September 13, 2010, 10:10 pm

there was company alocohol? Bastards, they told me is was non-kosker koolaid
Claire - September 13, 2010, 10:07 pm
So I'm a**uming he finally got caught taking the company alcohol? Sorry if that was supposed to be a secret, Moo+.
rerun - September 13, 2010, 10:06 pm

you expect payment fromn a cudd chewer?
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 10:05 pm
Your final check comes to a total of -$657.23 - PAY UP! (that's about 2 million in canadian dollars, or 3,673,632 maple leaves)
rerun - September 13, 2010, 10:03 pm

check? I thought we paid you in avocado pitts...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2010, 10:01 pm
I saw the tag. I just thought it would be ok......I'll pick up my chek on the way out...It was nice working with you guys.
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 9:56 pm
*known. I need to die.
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 9:56 pm
It'd be ok if you'd have know that beforehand!
pzykosiz - September 13, 2010, 8:11 pm
i put this up on societies mirror yesterday.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2010, 10:42 am
That has to be OK right?
GreyScorpion - September 13, 2010, 10:41 am
this is first, somebody approved a tagged poster, with our sister in it....OUR SISTER!!

Moose -

30 INCH RIMS ON YOUR HUMMER - But Still Feeling Like People Regard You As The Ex-Amish You Are?? You Let The Cat Out Of The Bag

TAGS: pimp my ride for retards
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 2, 2010, 10:01 pm
there are some other pics of this car. i can pm the link to you an you do some motifakes ;)
Chompers - April 2, 2010, 9:53 pm
I've hit an impass, Should I make a joke about over-compensating or a line about showing off his wood? Decisions, decisions.

KARATE - the original Pimp hand


TAGS: wingman pimpin aint easy
Rating: 4.64/5

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CaptainBaked - January 3, 2011, 1:42 pm
HAHA! word...
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:01 am
Couldn't top this picture in any way. Perfection. 5L

Record Breaker -

TAGS: car pimp painted
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:36 am
Hope you're posting this at Motofake too!

E N V Y - Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.

Church on Wheels -


PIMPING OUT - Nothing says it like a Low-Rider with a Hatch-back.

PIMP MY RIDE - Kazakhstan Style

PUBLIC WARNING - Never hire Xhibit as a cabbie.

TAGS: warning xhibit will pimp your cab
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:18 pm
Because X-hibit makes more sense.
DrEvo82 - March 2, 2010, 7:53 am
Why don't you know that it is spelled Xzibit?

"PIMP MY RIDE" - they'll do it whether you need it or not

CASHMONEY - Even at the age of less than one some dudes just ball on the reg.

TAGS: pimp
Rating: 2.14/5

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rerun - October 16, 2011, 4:00 pm

you should use the image for imsogangsta,org

Pimp My Ride -

Three Folks in a Bar Lament for Greeny -

TAGS: greeny pimpin three men bar
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 2, 2015, 11:47 pm
Emilio, that joke is older than I am but still busts me up laughing every time! Thanks, for the ROTFL! Can't 5L a comment, but consider it done!
EmilioDumphque - February 1, 2015, 4:05 pm
My cousin opened a jewelry story...but they caught him.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 8:48 pm
Well great, now it’s seemed to have retracted somewhere past my pelvis. I dare not have that high enema.
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 7:50 pm

It's the One Fell Swoop that gets 'em every time.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 7:00 pm
One must do what one must do when the specter of the Vernon chop comes into play…worse than a praying mantis…much worse I hear
Oldsod - January 31, 2015, 6:30 pm
...and the sudden image of Gar screaming, "TURTLE MODE!! TURTLE MODE!!"
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 6:16 pm
well looky there, involuntary shrinkage seems to have immediately come into play
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 6:11 pm

OK. I found the ax. I'll go first.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 5:33 pm
YAAAAAAY. I’ve never been the stick! What’s the rules aaaand who can I poke?!
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 5:24 pm

Let's play chopsticks. You be the stick.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 4:54 pm
Wait, yer right. You look rather....what's the word..uplifting, yeah uplifting....what're we gonna play?
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 4:47 pm

Wait a minute. I may smell like cookies and dirt, but I'm no little boy. Oh~~sorry~~you were referring to yourself. Be a good boy and go play.
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 4:44 pm

Let's not discuss my knees.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 4:43 pm
Heh, two men and a weird little boy
Oldsod - January 31, 2015, 2:37 pm
Ummm...Typo? At least your knees are below the bar for a change!
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 2:04 pm

Three MEN???